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		<title>The Song Of Wandering Aengus</title>
		<link>http://www.missmalevolent.com/2009/06/15/the-song-of-wandering-aengus/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 15:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Miss Malevolent</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[A Day in the Life]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I went out to the hazel wood,
Because a fire was in my head,
And cut and peeled a hazel wand,
And hooked a berry to a thread;
And when white moths were on the wing,
And moth-like stars were flickering out,
I dropped the berry in a stream
And caught a little silver trout.
When I had laid it on the floor
I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I went out to the hazel wood,<br />
Because a fire was in my head,<br />
And cut and peeled a hazel wand,<br />
And hooked a berry to a thread;</p>
<p>And when white moths were on the wing,<br />
And moth-like stars were flickering out,<br />
I dropped the berry in a stream<br />
And caught a little silver trout.</p>
<p>When I had laid it on the floor<br />
I went to blow the fire a-flame,<br />
But something rustled on the floor,<br />
And some one called me by my name:<br />
It had become a glimmering girl<br />
With apple blossom in her hair<br />
Who called me by my name and ran<br />
And faded through the brightening air.</p>
<p>Though I am old with wandering<br />
Through hollow lands and hilly lands,<br />
I will find out where she has gone,<br />
And kiss her lips and take her hands;<br />
And walk among long dappled grass,<br />
And pluck till time and times are done<br />
The silver apples of the moon,<br />
The golden apples of the sun.</p>
<p>William Butler Yeats</p>
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		<title>I Am</title>
		<link>http://www.missmalevolent.com/2009/06/12/i-am/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:59:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Miss Malevolent</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[A Day in the Life]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I am: yet what I am none cares or knows,
My friends forsake me like a memory lost;
I am the self-consumer of my woes,
They rise and vanish in oblivious host,
Like shades in love and death&#8217;s oblivion lost;
And yet I am! and live with shadows tost
Into the nothingness of scorn and noise,
Into the living sea of waking [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am: yet what I am none cares or knows,<br />
My friends forsake me like a memory lost;<br />
I am the self-consumer of my woes,<br />
They rise and vanish in oblivious host,<br />
Like shades in love and death&#8217;s oblivion lost;<br />
And yet I am! and live with shadows tost</p>
<p>Into the nothingness of scorn and noise,<br />
Into the living sea of waking dreams,<br />
Where there is neither sense of life nor joys,<br />
But the vast shipwreck of my life&#8217;s esteems;<br />
And e&#8217;en the dearest&#8211;that I loved the best&#8211;<br />
Are strange&#8211;nay, rather stranger than the rest.</p>
<p>I long for scenes where man has never trod;<br />
A place where woman never smil&#8217;d or wept;<br />
There to abide with my creator, God,<br />
And sleep as I in childhood sweetly slept:<br />
Untroubling and untroubled where I lie;<br />
The grass below&#8211;above the vaulted sky.</p>
<p>John Clare</p>
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		<title>I&#8217;ve been on a Meet the Spartans&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.missmalevolent.com/2009/04/20/ive-been-on-a-meet-the-spartans/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 16:18:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Miss Malevolent</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Around the Web in 80 Seconds]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[300]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gerard butler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[leonidas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[meet the spartans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prime beef]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sean maguire]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;kick for a little bit&#8230;Sean Maguire is hotness.
I love my Gerard Butler, but Sean gives him a run for his money&#8230;
Compare for yourself!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;kick for a little bit&#8230;Sean Maguire is hotness.</p>
<p>I love my Gerard Butler, but Sean gives him a run for his money&#8230;</p>
<p>Compare for yourself!</p>
<div id="attachment_152" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-152" title="leonidas-300" src="http://www.missmalevolent.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/leonidas-300-300x157.gif" alt="Hotness" width="300" height="157" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Hotness</p></div>
<div id="attachment_153" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-153" title="leonidas-meet-the-spartans" src="http://www.missmalevolent.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/leonidas-meet-the-spartans-300x200.gif" alt="Double Hotness" width="300" height="200" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Double Hotness</p></div>
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		<title>I think this cartoon says it all&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.missmalevolent.com/2009/03/21/i-think-this-cartoon-says-it-all/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 19:43:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Miss Malevolent</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lying liars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[worthless congress]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Let&#8217;s face it folks&#8230;we&#8217;re getting the representation we deserve.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-149 aligncenter" title="lynchmob" src="http://www.missmalevolent.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/lynchmob.jpg" alt="lynchmob" width="434" height="344" /></p>
<p>Let&#8217;s face it folks&#8230;we&#8217;re getting the representation we deserve.</p>
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		<title>What is this fuckery?</title>
		<link>http://www.missmalevolent.com/2009/02/20/what-is-this-fuckery/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 21:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Miss Malevolent</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Around the Web in 80 Seconds]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fuckery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[why?]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I love how this device picture is probaby a computer image&#8230;like it&#8217;s space age shit versus what it really is&#8230;a pink pisspot. Awesome&#8230;what I want to know is, are you supposed to carry this fuckery around in your purse?  So your lipstick, checkbook and other items will have the faint smell of your piss all [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_146" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 180px"><img class="size-full wp-image-146" title="What in the hell?" src="http://www.missmalevolent.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/wtf.png" alt="The tag line really sells it..." width="170" height="245" /><p class="wp-caption-text">The tag line really sells it...</p></div>
<p>I love how this device picture is probaby a computer image&#8230;like it&#8217;s space age shit versus what it really is&#8230;a pink pisspot. Awesome&#8230;what I want to know is, are you supposed to carry this fuckery around in your purse?  So your lipstick, checkbook and other items will have the faint smell of your piss all over them?</p>
<p>Delightful, I&#8217;ll buy two!</p>
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		<title>Poor Hillary</title>
		<link>http://www.missmalevolent.com/2009/02/19/poor-hillary/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 23:12:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Miss Malevolent</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crazy]]></category>
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Well it&#8217;s not like she&#8217;d be treated much differently here in the United States&#8230;
Crazy rightists and Psycho leftists feel the same way about her that those Sociopath Islamicists feel.
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<p>Well it&#8217;s not like she&#8217;d be treated much differently here in the United States&#8230;</p>
<p>Crazy rightists and Psycho leftists feel the same way about her that those Sociopath Islamicists feel.</p>
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		<title>And his ass would be from Detroit&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.missmalevolent.com/2009/01/26/and-his-ass-would-be-from-detroit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 16:43:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Miss Malevolent</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Around the Web in 80 Seconds]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[detroit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[douchebag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tacky]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wannabe artist]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This &#8220;artist&#8221; created this &#8220;piece of work&#8221; to express his inner misogynist. Let&#8217;s face it&#8230;he didn&#8217;t create one of these with the plug going into a dick hole.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="Fuckwad loser" href="http://www.coroflot.com/public/individual_file.asp?specialty=4&amp;c=1&amp;portfolio_id=1933527&amp;individual_id=246901" target="_blank">This &#8220;artist&#8221; created this &#8220;piece of work&#8221; to express his inner misogynist. Let&#8217;s face it&#8230;he didn&#8217;t create one of these with the plug going into a dick hole.</a></p>
<div id="attachment_140" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 282px"><img class="size-full wp-image-140" title="stereo" src="http://www.missmalevolent.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/stereo.jpg" alt="stereo" width="272" height="408" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Douchebaggery at its finest...</p></div>
<p style="text-align: center;">
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		<title>Record Voter Turnout! (er&#8230;not really)</title>
		<link>http://www.missmalevolent.com/2009/01/08/record-voter-turnout-ernot-really/</link>
		<comments>http://www.missmalevolent.com/2009/01/08/record-voter-turnout-ernot-really/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:01:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Miss Malevolent</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[election]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hype]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[media bias]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[worthless]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Go here to find out more.
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<p><a title="Substance is overrated...hype is all you need." href="http://www.factcheck.org/askfactcheck/is_it_true_that_36_percent_to.html" target="_blank">Go here to find out more.</a></p>
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		<title>Kwanzaa&#8230;what it means to me.</title>
		<link>http://www.missmalevolent.com/2008/12/17/what-kwanzaa-means-to-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 06:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Miss Malevolent</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[A Day in the Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fake food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[holiday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kwanzaa]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Tis&#8217; the season to be militant&#8230;what?
No, not really. Let me explain&#8230;
First and foremost&#8230;I&#8217;m a Christmas girl. I love the shit out of Christmas. In fact I&#8217;ll be posting some pictures of Christmas from the two places that I spend the majority of my time lately, my uncle&#8217;s house and my mom&#8217;s house&#8230;but getting back to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_133" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-133" title="christmas-in-detroit-7" src="http://www.missmalevolent.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/christmas-in-detroit-7-300x245.jpg" alt="Mmmm, fake food!!" width="300" height="245" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Mmmm, fake food!!</p></div>
<p>Tis&#8217; the season to be militant&#8230;what?</p>
<p>No, not really. Let me explain&#8230;</p>
<p>First and foremost&#8230;I&#8217;m a Christmas girl. I love the shit out of Christmas. In fact I&#8217;ll be posting some pictures of Christmas from the two places that I spend the majority of my time lately, my uncle&#8217;s house and my mom&#8217;s house&#8230;but getting back to the topic at hand.</p>
<p>I love and celebrate Christmas&#8230;but around these parts we also celebrate Kwanzaa.</p>
<p>Now for a lot of people out there, Kwanzaa is a separatist non-holiday that some wacky black leader pulled out of ass one day on a whim.</p>
<p>But let me tell you what Kwanzaa means to me.</p>
<p><span id="more-131"></span>When we&#8217;ve had Kwanzaa &#8220;celebrations&#8221; in the house it&#8217;s always been a reflective, harmonious and interesting time for us. Sometimes there are tears, many times there is singing and prayer and always there is laughter.</p>
<p>The entire point of Kwanzaa is to give someone a sense of community and togetherness from a social standpoint, not a religious one like Christmas (at least the non-commerical version of Christmas).</p>
<p>The tenents of Kwanzaa are as follows:</p>
<ol>
<li>Umoja (Unity) To strive and maintain unity in family, community and the nation.</li>
<li>Kujichagulia (Self-Determination) To define, name, create for yourself instead of being defined by others.</li>
<li>Ujima (Collective Work and Responsiblity) To build up your community and solve community problems together.</li>
<li>Ujama (Cooperative Economics) Build up business and profit together.</li>
<li>Nia (Purpose) Building up and developing to help those around us.</li>
<li>Kuumba (Creativity) Doing what you can to leave this place better than you found it.</li>
<li>Imani (Faith) To believe in your leaders, community and nation that we will overcome all obstacles.</li>
</ol>
<p>Now&#8230;granted&#8230;Karenga who is best associated with the holiday is one of those scary black militant types who believe in black nationalism&#8230;but if you think about it&#8230;there are a lot of holidays and traditions that started with a negative bent, but achieved a better and higher purpose in the end. Take for instance, Thanksgiving&#8230;well at least the spirit of what it&#8217;s about&#8230;and not the gluttony&#8230;but I digress.</p>
<p>And while Kwanzaa uses a lot of African terms, it&#8217;s not a call for us to want to go back to Africa&#8230;but an acknowledgement of a lost heritage and traditions&#8230;sharing of crops and the celebration aspect in many African tribes. It&#8217;s a tip of the hat to those that came before, not a wish to &#8220;return to the mother-land&#8221;.</p>
<p>In our house, Kwanzaa has always been celebrated with white, black and anyone in between who wanted to work together for a better world in the spirit of community. That&#8217;s it. Kwanzaa at least as it is practiced in OUR house is about including and not excluding others.</p>
<p>We would give of our talents which would be singing, playing piano or in my case busting out my flute and tooting off a song. Telling others what we planned to do for the next year in regards to helping make this world, and our community (Detroit) a better place.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s always been a positive and joyful time being entertained and provoking thought and discussion about the issues of the day. My friends, white/black and whomever else, have always had a great time and were glad for the experience of trying this &#8220;new&#8221; holiday.</p>
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		<title>Voters&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.missmalevolent.com/2008/12/15/voters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 17:12:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Miss Malevolent</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[America deserves what she gets...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stupid voters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[worthless iowa caucus]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;are fucking idiots.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="Dumbass voters..." href="http://www.factcheck.org/specialreports/our_disinformed_electorate.html" target="_blank">&#8230;are fucking idiots.</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.missmalevolent.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/iowa_voters.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-129" title="iowa_voters" src="http://www.missmalevolent.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/iowa_voters-300x229.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="229" /></a></p>
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