Because I bought one…and just like the un-boxing ( ha ha ha ha ) of my laptop, I give you the un-boxing (you see it’s supposed to be funny cause the word “box” is in there…erm…) of the Condomania Pleasure Pack

]]> http://www.missmalevolent.com/2010/03/14/condomania-pleasure-pack/feed/ 0 http://www.missmalevolent.com/2010/03/02/the-laptop-of-chaos-death-and-destruction/ http://www.missmalevolent.com/2010/03/02/the-laptop-of-chaos-death-and-destruction/#comments Tue, 02 Mar 2010 15:37:08 +0000 Miss Malevolent http://www.missmalevolent.com/?p=189 Be afraid be very afraid!

Specs:

18.4” Full HD 16:9 (1920×1080) “Glossy” LCD
Dual nVIDIA GeForce GTX 285M 1GB GDDR3 in SLi
i7-920XM Extreme (2.0~3.2GHz, 55W) w/8M L3 Cache – 10Gb/s DMI I/O BUS
8GB (2 SODIMMS) DDR3/1333 Dual Channel Memory
500GB SATA II 3GB/s 7,200RPM Hard Drive (16MB Cache Buffer)
500GB SATA II 3GB/s 7,200 RPM Hard Drive (16MB Cache Buffer)
640GB SATA II 3Gb/s 5,400 RPM Hard Drive (8MB Cache Buffer)
RAID 0 enabled – 2 Hard Drives Only
Blu-Ray Burner/Reader/8x Super Multi Combo Drive
7-in-1 Memory Card Reader (All versions of MS + SD/MMC)
Built-in Intel® Centrino® Ultimate-N 6300 Wireless Card
Built-in Bluetooth Wireless
Windows 7 Ultimate – (64-Bit installed – 64 and 32-bit CD included)

Project Child Murdering Robot: Valentine’s Day for My Lady

King Obama v. Queen Clinton — Check or Checkmate?

By Colleen O’Connor, SDNN
Monday, December 7, 2009

Chess is a war game.

You win by playing your opponent, not the game.

The patient, wily, and deft player often triumphs more frequently than the flashy, lightening quick one.

A grand master will pick off the pawns as they cross into enemy territory and then concentrate on checking the King.

The Queen has the greatest maneuverability of all the chess pieces. She can be the most lethal.

The King, by contrast, is often barricaded behind a wall of defenders, with little room to escape-save in a bold and risky fashion.

The King is dying. Long live the Queen.

Quietly, and under almost everyone’s radar, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has been vanquishing her foes, while President Barack Obama has been multiplying his.

Furthermore, she has been paying off her debts, while Obama has been multiplying his (and the country’s) I.O.U.s.

Obama is down in the polls. Clinton is up. He is losing his liberal base and taking heat on health care, the wars, broken promises, gate crashers, the bailouts, and a grand design that leaves his base behind.

As New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd  wrote Sunday, “The Obama White House is morphing into the Bush White House with frightening speed. Its transparency is already fogged up.”

You can read more of this excellent article and how the Clintons are taking down the backstabbers one by one, by clicking here!

And this is an interesting little tidbit:

On Tuesday night, Clinton may win promotion of another pawn to a valuable seat in the U.S. Senate-and enhance her position on the political chess board.

A non-Kennedy, non-Obama candidate  may win the special election to replace the late Sen. Ted Kennedy, and become the first woman ever elected to the U.S. Senate from that ultra liberal state.

If Clinton supporter and Massachusetts Attorney General  Martha Coakley wins  that will make the ninth score that Clinton has settled. And it will have happened in the state that the Kennedy family once ruled.

What’s interesting is, Martha Coakley did win the special election.

Go Team Clinton!

Anyway…since this is such a silly farce, I think a few cartoons sum up nicely how pathetic and laughable this entire situation continues to be.

The movie was called, “The Crying Game” great movie, but the whole twist was that the lady was really a dude.

If you haven’t seen it and are now upset that I’ve given away the big surprise…oh well.

Anywhoo…foward life about 17 years, and the break out gender bending star of the controversial movie looks a tad bit different.

Why say it with words when you can say it with pictures…

Jaye Davidson then:

And Jaye Davidson aka Alfred Amey now:

Wow…I guess someone discovered supplements and scissors…

He’s on Facebook, if you have the balls/ovaries to ask him to add you. I tend to think you will be, DENIED!

And when white moths were on the wing,
And moth-like stars were flickering out,
I dropped the berry in a stream
And caught a little silver trout.

When I had laid it on the floor
I went to blow the fire a-flame,
But something rustled on the floor,
And some one called me by my name:
It had become a glimmering girl
With apple blossom in her hair
Who called me by my name and ran
And faded through the brightening air.

Though I am old with wandering
Through hollow lands and hilly lands,
I will find out where she has gone,
And kiss her lips and take her hands;
And walk among long dappled grass,
And pluck till time and times are done
The silver apples of the moon,
The golden apples of the sun.

William Butler Yeats

Into the nothingness of scorn and noise,
Into the living sea of waking dreams,
Where there is neither sense of life nor joys,
But the vast shipwreck of my life’s esteems;
And e’en the dearest–that I loved the best–
Are strange–nay, rather stranger than the rest.

I long for scenes where man has never trod;
A place where woman never smil’d or wept;
There to abide with my creator, God,
And sleep as I in childhood sweetly slept:
Untroubling and untroubled where I lie;
The grass below–above the vaulted sky.

John Clare

I love my Gerard Butler, but Sean gives him a run for his money…

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