Miss Malevolent

The Internets are assholes…

The following is why you never engage in a game of, “my life is better than yours” on the internets. You’ll never win…

Original exchange can be found here.

Taz | November 3, 2010 at 1:02 pm

How would you like to be a Lady Gaga impersonator…..

dudeatdudedotdude | November 3, 2010 at 1:10 pm

I kno lol. Its like a female impersonator impersonator. But then my halloween date fuckin rocked as gaga. But then most gorgeous 18 yo’s rock in pretty much anything..

Richard McBeef | November 3, 2010 at 1:47 pm

so your date was a dude?

dudeatdudedotdude | November 3, 2010 at 2:17 pm

Nah gagas a dude. My girl’s a hot chick (whose face should be selling revlon and body should be selling victoria’s secret). But i digress..

joe momma | November 3, 2010 at 2:19 pm

so your date was a dude?

dudeatdudedotdude | November 3, 2010 at 2:37 pm

Lol wtf did i just say. My date was a smokin hot chick. Just toung enuf that she actually loves gaga. Id post a pic but u guys already beat off too much~

Rufus The Cat | November 3, 2010 at 2:52 pm

so you date sheathed their pork sword and pretends to mind the beef curtains?

dudeatdudedotdude | November 3, 2010 at 3:15 pm

(Smacks forehead with palm) Guess i asked for this… so no one else noticed that gaga was the most popular costume this year? And i mean on chicks lol

jake ace | November 3, 2010 at 3:35 pm

so your date was a dude?

dudeatdudedotdude | November 3, 2010 at 3:39 pm

I can play ‘last word’ as long as u assholes..

frist | November 3, 2010 at 3:59 pm

So your date was a very ugly female that makes it like she is a dude sometimes?

Mike Walker | November 3, 2010 at 4:48 pm

I always knew you were into dudes! I knew it!

dudeatdudedotdude | November 3, 2010 at 5:01 pm

Ho hum.. Id love to shut u knuckooheits up posting her pic cos shes way prettier than i could ever describe. A true southern belle. But u probly already blew ur loads imagining that tucker. This weekend im having asian

Richard McBeef | November 4, 2010 at 1:19 pm

So your into the ladyboys?

Youmacon 2010

Bashing Barack Obama…

Obama loses the Left: suddenly, it’s cool to bash Barack <~~~~~~~Click the Link to read the story…

I said many moons ago that the emperor had no clothes on, and now suddenly people who had Vaseline on their eyeballs have wiped it away and see this clown for the empty suit he actually has been all along.

Too little, too fucking late.

Now instead of competent worthwhile leadership we have to go into another four years of incompetency, rhetoric, and utter stupidity which is something this country can’t afford.

If people would stop viewing Presidential Campaigns as little more than sporting events where you root for your team to win….and start treating it as a very serious exercise that can literally mean the life or death of our nation…we could start to move back in a direction that had our country on top.

Next Gen Heaven

Um yeah…saying it with pictures. Yes that’s mine, and yes I’m a female.

Next Gen'd Out

Condomania Pleasure Pack

So if you ever wondered what COMES (ha ha you see what I just did there?)  in a Condomania Pleasure Pack, wonder no more.

Because I bought one…and just like the un-boxing ( ha ha ha ha ) of my laptop, I give you the un-boxing (you see it’s supposed to be funny cause the word “box” is in there…erm…) of the Condomania Pleasure Pack

The Laptop of Chaos, Death and Destruction

Be afraid be very afraid!

Specs:

18.4” Full HD 16:9 (1920×1080) “Glossy” LCD
Dual nVIDIA GeForce GTX 285M 1GB GDDR3 in SLi
i7-920XM Extreme (2.0~3.2GHz, 55W) w/8M L3 Cache – 10Gb/s DMI I/O BUS
8GB (2 SODIMMS) DDR3/1333 Dual Channel Memory
500GB SATA II 3GB/s 7,200RPM Hard Drive (16MB Cache Buffer)
500GB SATA II 3GB/s 7,200 RPM Hard Drive (16MB Cache Buffer)
640GB SATA II 3Gb/s 5,400 RPM Hard Drive (8MB Cache Buffer)
RAID 0 enabled – 2 Hard Drives Only
Blu-Ray Burner/Reader/8x Super Multi Combo Drive
7-in-1 Memory Card Reader (All versions of MS + SD/MMC)
Built-in Intel® Centrino® Ultimate-N 6300 Wireless Card
Built-in Bluetooth Wireless
Windows 7 Ultimate – (64-Bit installed – 64 and 32-bit CD included)

Valentine’s Day for My Lady

This post is hilarious, please read and laugh your butt off…

Project Child Murdering Robot: Valentine’s Day for My Lady

Long Live the Queen!

This is an excerpt of a brillant article about Hillary Clinton. While the author is still holding out a hope for Hillary to run again (delusional)…she makes some good points about the Clinton brand winning out after the battering it took this past year.

King Obama v. Queen Clinton — Check or Checkmate?

By Colleen O’Connor, SDNN
Monday, December 7, 2009

Chess is a war game.

You win by playing your opponent, not the game.

The patient, wily, and deft player often triumphs more frequently than the flashy, lightening quick one.

A grand master will pick off the pawns as they cross into enemy territory and then concentrate on checking the King.

The Queen has the greatest maneuverability of all the chess pieces. She can be the most lethal.

The King, by contrast, is often barricaded behind a wall of defenders, with little room to escape-save in a bold and risky fashion.

The King is dying. Long live the Queen.

Quietly, and under almost everyone’s radar, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has been vanquishing her foes, while President Barack Obama has been multiplying his.

Furthermore, she has been paying off her debts, while Obama has been multiplying his (and the country’s) I.O.U.s.

Obama is down in the polls. Clinton is up. He is losing his liberal base and taking heat on health care, the wars, broken promises, gate crashers, the bailouts, and a grand design that leaves his base behind.

As New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd  wrote Sunday, “The Obama White House is morphing into the Bush White House with frightening speed. Its transparency is already fogged up.”

You can read more of this excellent article and how the Clintons are taking down the backstabbers one by one, by clicking here!

And this is an interesting little tidbit:

On Tuesday night, Clinton may win promotion of another pawn to a valuable seat in the U.S. Senate-and enhance her position on the political chess board.

A non-Kennedy, non-Obama candidate  may win the special election to replace the late Sen. Ted Kennedy, and become the first woman ever elected to the U.S. Senate from that ultra liberal state.

If Clinton supporter and Massachusetts Attorney General  Martha Coakley wins  that will make the ninth score that Clinton has settled. And it will have happened in the state that the Kennedy family once ruled.

What’s interesting is, Martha Coakley did win the special election.

Go Team Clinton!

Surrealist Nightmare…

This world is becoming more and more absurd. Since when are Nobel Peace Prizes given out for “potential” versus “actuality”.  Of course those who are rabid supporters of this bungling President see nothing at all wrong with honoring him with a Nobel Peace Prize when he has absolutely nothing to show for it other than his soaring rhetoric…

Anyway…since this is such a silly farce, I think a few cartoons sum up nicely how pathetic and laughable this entire situation continues to be.

My how we’ve changed…

Remember a certain gender bending role in the late 90′s?

The movie was called, “The Crying Game” great movie, but the whole twist was that the lady was really a dude.

If you haven’t seen it and are now upset that I’ve given away the big surprise…oh well.

Anywhoo…foward life about 17 years, and the break out gender bending star of the controversial movie looks a tad bit different.

Why say it with words when you can say it with pictures…

Jaye Davidson then:

And Jaye Davidson aka Alfred Amey now:

Wow…I guess someone discovered supplements and scissors…

He’s on Facebook, if you have the balls/ovaries to ask him to add you. I tend to think you will be, DENIED!